12.29.2008

Life Lessons of Degrassi (pt 1?)

- Never, ever get relationship advice from Caitlin Ryan (Sending Emma to the internet stalker, the whole Craig, Ashley, and Manny thing, and then later the whole Craig, Ashley thing)

- Having a small penis (JT) can lead to many problems (unintended pregnancy w/ Liberty)

- If you are the "Queen Bee" of the school, you will get toppled (Ashley, Paige, Manny, Darcy, Holly J)

- Yuppie neighborhoods in Toronto have poor, middle class, and wealthy kids

- There is always money to be made at card games, at least initially

- Never, ever be near both Peter and a camera at the same time

- Meida Immersion is a real class in some places

- It's ok to hide who you are if you are Muslim, cos everyone will forget about it if they find out anyway.

- If you drink below the age of 18, you will get wasted, vomit, and probably black out. However, once you turn 18, nothing bad can happen.

- A high school is a suitable place to shoot a movie while school is in session only a few months after there was a school shooting

- Teenagers steal computers worth a few grand to buy car parts worth a few hundred

- You can be on both the wrestling and basketball teams at the same time in Canada

- If you hook up in the ravine, it will not end well for anyone

- Never disagree with Emma, but if you must, don't try to silence her, it will only make things much worse

- There are actually people who follow canadian football, and play it

- Whatever it takes, I know I can make it through, unless it's Paige trying to get through Banting.

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