2.11.2009

Breaking News: Coldplay Sucks More Than We Thought

Apparently Coldplay doesn't even bother to write it's own hit singles anymore.

Yes, that's right, the horribly anti-climactic "Viva la Vida" has been plagiarized from a work done by the great Joe Satriani.

Yes, the Joe Satriani.

While his music has never been very popular in anything remotely mainstream, he has long been a favorite of many musicians, rooted in solid fundamentals and ridiculously technical performances.

He has also been the teacher to just about every relevant guitarist of the past 25 years.
-Kirk Hammet (Metallica)
-Larry "Ler" LaLonde (Primus)
-Steve Vai (solo, David Lee Roth, Frank Zappa)
-Marty Friedman (Megadeth)
-Alex Skolnick (Testament)
-Kevin Cadogan (3rd Eye Blind)
-Rick Hunolt (Exodus)

Plus, he pretty much thinks he's the Silver Surfer; therefore his awesomeness should not be questioned.

The track that Coldplay stole is off Satriani's 2004 Album, Is There Love in Space?, and is called "If I Could Fly".

It's not really enough that they stole one part of the song, which is often passable. They stole the progression and lead from both the verse and the chorus. Just replace Satch's guitar with Chris Martin's whiny vocals.

I could go on and on and on about this, but I'll just show the evidence instead.





Fuck You, Chris Martin
Stop Killing Music

-- Knuttel

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