I used a breakthrough method that is going to fundamentally change the way everybody looks at the NCAA tournament.
I flipped a coin to determine the winner of each game. Tails is the higher seed because of its slightly higher chance of landing -- the heads side of a quarter is hardly heavier, which makes it barely easier for the quarter to land heads side down.
You see, I don't really watch college basketball -- Penn State, though reigning NIT champs, have never really been able to maintain a decent men's basketball team, though the women had a long string of success which was pulled apart by player-coach feuds and allegations of lesbianism etc. Point is, if you go to Penn State, you watch football, you may also watch basketball, but it sure as hell isn't gonna be Penn State's.
And so here goes the bracket which will change the course of college basketball, if not human history.
Shit yeah, Xavier all the way.
Vermont is this year's Cinderella. You saw it here first.
-- Knuttel
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Pete Czerwinski - I await your expert break-down of the champions league quarterfinal draw. Also, your insightful reflection on Lyon's upset win over favorites Real Madrid. Not this basketball garbage.1:05 pmDeleteUndo deleteReport spamNot spam
the Knuttel - did you see how i came upon my selections? i flipped a fucking quarter. there is no expert break down. i like the billy dee williams of bracketology (billy dee williams played D.A. Harvey Dent in "Batman" and "Batman Returns" before being replaced by Tommy Lee Jones in "Batman Forever" to play two face). are the quarterfinals determined yet? that actually sounds like a good idea, I havent dont soccer in a while. and to think i was gonna write about the next 4 star trek movies and "Cyber Seduction: his secret life"
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